March 2008
2 posts
Nine Inch Nails - Ghosts I-IV →
36 tracks, $5, no DRM bullshit.
February 2008
7 posts
Pictures arrive 56 years late →
Wow I’d be pissed at the post office
“I get up every morning determined to both change the world and have one hell of...”
– E.B. White
How Subprime Works →
“I’m so avant garde I hate every band ever. I only listen to acts that play...”
– music snob sarcasm
January 2008
25 posts
“I went fishing in Florida once, said Rebecca, and the ocean is absolutely...”
– Saturday (Ftrain.com)
Man killed because carjackers can't drive stick →
maybe my next car should be automatic?
Product page →
Walking Chair tests your dedication to laziness,... →
We really are living in amazing times
Cellphone's Dead
I want to give AT&T $3000 over the next two years. For cell phone service of course.
4 lines on a family plan. 3 are in the southern US, 1 is in the northeast. Simple enough right? I pay on time every month and have AT&T for all kinds of other shit, you’d think one simple request like this would be easy. Nope, AT&T won’t let me do that, they all have to be in the same...
“Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.”
– Robert Orben
“There is only one difference between a madman and me. I am not mad.”
– Salvador Dali
“If everything seems under control, you’re not going fast enough.”
– Mario Andretti
Print Your Own Food →
Pretty cool, now they just need to be able to print with something other than sugar
“Understanding relativity is a bit like speaking with a Boston accent. You just...”
“Whenever there is a hard job to be done I assign it to a lazy man; he is sure to...”
– Walter Chrysler
“You do anything long enough to escape the habit of living
until the escape...”
– David Ryan
“Professionals are just amateurs who don’t give up.”
“In a strange way, when you’re in a crisis you get to relax because you...”
– David Allen
“Committee—a group of men who individually can do nothing but as a group...”
– Fred Allen
Second Continental Congress
Thomas Jefferson: Ok, how about this: 'We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with--'
John Adams: I'm well endowed by my Creator.
Jefferson: Hush, John. This is important.
Adams: No, seriously. Just ask Abigail. We've got this running joke where she refers to me as Little John and my wang as Big John because it's that fucking huge.
Jefferson: John...
Adams: You know what the best part about having a twelve-inch wang is?
Jefferson: John!
Adams: I can paint numbers on it and use it as a ruler!
“Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds.”
– Albert Einstein
December 2007
16 posts
“You believe in freedom of speech, until someone says something that offends you....”
– The BEAST: America’s Best Fiend (#9)
“One experiment is worth a hundred opinions.”
– Ken Rockwell
“You are not here merely to make a living. You are here in order to allow the...”
– Woodrow Wilson
“As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to...”
– DickCavett
Graphite was so drab
Blue is nicer I think.
I post that jeopardy video and now I find out Alex Trebek had a heart attack yesterday. :/
WatchI’ll take the rapists for 200
The chapel →
cool picture
Robots everywhere by 2010 →
Call me when they can do my groceries for me
My "crispy" submission was posted →
hell yeah
