March 2008
2 posts
Nine Inch Nails - Ghosts I-IV →
36 tracks, $5, no DRM bullshit.
Mar 3rd
Mar 1st
Mar 1st
February 2008
7 posts
Pictures arrive 56 years late →
Wow I’d be pissed at the post office
Feb 28th
“I get up every morning determined to both change the world and have one hell of...”
– E.B. White
Feb 26th
How Subprime Works →
Feb 22nd
“I’m so avant garde I hate every band ever. I only listen to acts that play...”
– music snob sarcasm
Feb 20th
Feb 14th
Feb 12th
January 2008
25 posts
Jan 28th
“I went fishing in Florida once, said Rebecca, and the ocean is absolutely...”
– Saturday (Ftrain.com)
Jan 28th
Man killed because carjackers can't drive stick →
maybe my next car should be automatic?
Jan 28th
Product page →
Jan 27th
Walking Chair tests your dedication to laziness,... →
We really are living in amazing times
Jan 25th
Jan 25th
Jan 24th
Cellphone's Dead
I want to give AT&T $3000 over the next two years. For cell phone service of course. 4 lines on a family plan. 3 are in the southern US, 1 is in the northeast. Simple enough right? I pay on time every month and have AT&T for all kinds of other shit, you’d think one simple request like this would be easy. Nope, AT&T won’t let me do that, they all have to be in the same...
Jan 17th
“Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.”
– Robert Orben
Jan 16th
“There is only one difference between a madman and me. I am not mad.”
– Salvador Dali
Jan 15th
“If everything seems under control, you’re not going fast enough.”
– Mario Andretti
Jan 14th
Jan 13th
Jan 11th
Print Your Own Food →
Pretty cool, now they just need to be able to print with something other than sugar
Jan 11th
Jan 9th
Jan 9th
“Understanding relativity is a bit like speaking with a Boston accent. You just...”
Jan 8th
“Whenever there is a hard job to be done I assign it to a lazy man; he is sure to...”
– Walter Chrysler
Jan 8th
“You do anything long enough to escape the habit of living until the escape...”
– David Ryan
Jan 7th
“Professionals are just amateurs who don’t give up.”
Jan 4th
“In a strange way, when you’re in a crisis you get to relax because you...”
– David Allen
Jan 3rd
“Committee—a group of men who individually can do nothing but as a group...”
– Fred Allen
Jan 3rd
Jan 2nd
Second Continental Congress
Thomas Jefferson: Ok, how about this: 'We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with--'
John Adams: I'm well endowed by my Creator.
Jefferson: Hush, John. This is important.
Adams: No, seriously. Just ask Abigail. We've got this running joke where she refers to me as Little John and my wang as Big John because it's that fucking huge.
Jefferson: John...
Adams: You know what the best part about having a twelve-inch wang is?
Jefferson: John!
Adams: I can paint numbers on it and use it as a ruler!
Jan 2nd
“Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds.”
– Albert Einstein
Jan 2nd
December 2007
16 posts
“You believe in freedom of speech, until someone says something that offends you....”
– The BEAST: America’s Best Fiend (#9)
Dec 30th
“One experiment is worth a hundred opinions.”
– Ken Rockwell
Dec 28th
Dec 26th
“You are not here merely to make a living. You are here in order to allow the...”
– Woodrow Wilson
Dec 23rd
“As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to...”
– DickCavett
Dec 23rd
Graphite was so drab
Blue is nicer I think.
Dec 12th
I post that jeopardy video and now I find out Alex Trebek had a heart attack yesterday. :/
Dec 12th
WatchWatch
I’ll take the rapists for 200
Dec 11th
Dec 11th
The chapel →
cool picture
Dec 10th
Dec 9th
Dec 6th
Robots everywhere by 2010 →
Call me when they can do my groceries for me
Dec 6th
Dec 5th
My "crispy" submission was posted →
hell yeah
Dec 4th
Dec 3rd