January 2008
25 posts
“I went fishing in Florida once, said Rebecca, and the ocean is absolutely...”
– Saturday (Ftrain.com)
Man killed because carjackers can't drive stick →
maybe my next car should be automatic?
Product page →
Walking Chair tests your dedication to laziness,... →
We really are living in amazing times
Cellphone's Dead
I want to give AT&T $3000 over the next two years. For cell phone service of course.
4 lines on a family plan. 3 are in the southern US, 1 is in the northeast. Simple enough right? I pay on time every month and have AT&T for all kinds of other shit, you’d think one simple request like this would be easy. Nope, AT&T won’t let me do that, they all have to be in the same...
“Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.”
– Robert Orben
“There is only one difference between a madman and me. I am not mad.”
– Salvador Dali
“If everything seems under control, you’re not going fast enough.”
– Mario Andretti
Print Your Own Food →
Pretty cool, now they just need to be able to print with something other than sugar
“Understanding relativity is a bit like speaking with a Boston accent. You just...”
“Whenever there is a hard job to be done I assign it to a lazy man; he is sure to...”
– Walter Chrysler
“You do anything long enough to escape the habit of living
until the escape...”
– David Ryan
“Professionals are just amateurs who don’t give up.”
“In a strange way, when you’re in a crisis you get to relax because you...”
– David Allen
“Committee—a group of men who individually can do nothing but as a group...”
– Fred Allen
Second Continental Congress
Thomas Jefferson: Ok, how about this: 'We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with--'
John Adams: I'm well endowed by my Creator.
Jefferson: Hush, John. This is important.
Adams: No, seriously. Just ask Abigail. We've got this running joke where she refers to me as Little John and my wang as Big John because it's that fucking huge.
Jefferson: John...
Adams: You know what the best part about having a twelve-inch wang is?
Jefferson: John!
Adams: I can paint numbers on it and use it as a ruler!
“Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds.”
– Albert Einstein