“Enterprise software will continue to climb to newer and more gold plated highs intended to solve every problem that ever existed including theodicy and P != NP. We’ll be awash in Business Solutions, as well as Business Solution Management Solutions to manage said Business Solutions and Business Solution Management Solution Management Solutions to ensure that Wirth’s Law marches ever forward. Eventually a CIO will pay millions of dollars for something that does nothing other than busy wait and provide an audit trail, and I’ll be forced to integrate it with Staffware because otherwise our business processes wouldn’t be adequately managed. Due to the fifty layers of Java frameworks, it’ll take a supercomputer cluster just to run on and it will still be as slow as shit. It’s just the thing to complement our Enterprise Arithmetic Web Service Solution because if basic math was one of our core competencies, we wouldn’t keep buying this shit.”