Second Continental Congress
- Thomas Jefferson: Ok, how about this: 'We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with--'
- John Adams: I'm well endowed by my Creator.
- Jefferson: Hush, John. This is important.
- Adams: No, seriously. Just ask Abigail. We've got this running joke where she refers to me as Little John and my wang as Big John because it's that fucking huge.
- Jefferson: John...
- Adams: You know what the best part about having a twelve-inch wang is?
- Jefferson: John!
- Adams: I can paint numbers on it and use it as a ruler!